In a further sign of progress in the Kingdom of Saud, the Committee for the Progagation of Virtue and Prevention of Vice has banned Barbie dolls. The are offensive to Islam. In fact, Saudis are so upset by the dolls that they call them Jewish Barbie Dolls. Saudis are more paranoid about Jews than Baylor is about conservatives.
And you'll love this. One of their spokesmen said the doll was modeled after a real life Jewish woman. She must have been the one who called all the Jews in the World Trade Center and told them to leave before the 19 Saudi terrorists attacked it.
What is that stuff called that those guys smoke over there? It must be powerful.