Monday, October 13, 2003

BIRTHDAY STUFF. My birthday is right around the corner. Like tomorrow. So, I have been receiving many age jokes and comments. Here are Mike's contributions.

You know there are three signs that you are getting old: (1) you lose your memory (2) uh, I cannot remember the other two.

You know you are getting old when:

The old lady you help across the street is your wife.

You see a pretty girl walk by and your pacemaker opens the garage door.

Your back goes out more than you do.

You sit down in a rocker and you need help getting it started.
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