Friday, October 24, 2003
SPOTTED. I am blaming any bad thinking today on sunspots. There is a massive storm on the sun, the size of jupiter, and it is sending scientific sounding stuff our way today. Scientists say it may break up cell phone communications or satellite signals. It may also cause dispensationalists to believe it is a sign of the end or at least of the rapture which is the beginning of their end. It may cause people to think they were right about Y2K, but it was just delayed. And, if anyone calls you and you don't want to talk, just make hissing noises and say "I'm sorry the sunspot is interrupting your call". What? You're breaking up.