Wednesday, January 28, 2004

So, Ketchup Kerry won handily in New Hampshire. He was last seen pumping his arms in a victory dance of sorts. Unfortunately, Al Franken thought it was a violent jesture designed to hamper the free speech rights of (second time loser) Dean, and started chasing Kerry around New Hampshire, trying to body slam him. Dean was seen running a distant third (heh), screaming "we fight in South Carolina" and, sometimes, just screaming.

Clark said he was pleased he came in third because he knew Dean was falling like a stone and would change places with him soon. As a result, he promised not to bomb any civilian targets in South Carolina, for a change.

Lieberman, as usual, was no where to be found.
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