QUID PRO QUO. The investigation begins today of the United Nations Oil For Food program in Iraq. Saddam may have stolen as much as one billion dollars. That is even more money than the Little Woman spent on clothes last month. The question to be resolved is this. Is the United Nations the most corrupt political body on Earth, the most incompetent, or both? I would like to see American newspapers flogging the UN, the French, and the Russians for their corrupt dealings with Iraq, that influenced their opposition to the war, with the same vigor they have flogged the President for entering the war.