WHICH PRESIDENT AM I?
(1) I declared war on Germany. Germany never attacked the U.S. In my war, 450,000 lives were lost, an average of 112,500 per year. I am Franklin Roosevelt. I am a Democrat.
(2) I finished Roosevelt’s war and started my own a little later against a little country in Asia, North Korea, that had not attacked the United States and did not have the ability to do so. In my war, 55,000 lives were lost, an average of 18,333 per year. I am Harry Truman. I am a Democrat.
(3) I inherited the war John F. Kennedy involved America in. Vietnam never attacked us. I escalated the war. In my war, 58,000 lives were lost. I am Lyndon Johnson. I am a Democrat.
(4) I attacked a little country in Europe without UN or French consent. Bosnia never attacked the United States. Later, I blew up an aspirin factory in Sudan. Sudan never attacked the United States. My name is Bill Clinton. I am a Democrat.