FIRST THING, LET'S KILL ALL THE CHRISTIANS. The Associated Press reports that the American Civil Liberties Union (or Anti Christian Lawsuit Union) asked a federal judge to jail public school teachers and administrators for violating a court-imposed ban on school prayers.

The ACLU claims an elementary school teacher prayed in her fourth-grade class, encouraged students to bring their Bibles to school (Oh, the Horror!), and held Bible studies in the cafeteria.

In case you think I exaggerate the animosity of the the ACLU to Christianity, their officials told the court the school officials' violation of the prayer ban "must result in their removal from society."

I'm not sure if they mean imprisonment in the Gulag, exile to France, or execution.