FINANCIAL PLANNING
Dan was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family business. When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed a wife with which to share his fortune. One evening at an investment meeting he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breath away.
"I may look like just an ordinary man," he said to her, "but in just a few years, my
father will die, and I'll inherit $200 million!"
Impressed, the woman obtained his business card and three days later, she became his stepmother.
Women are so much better at financial planning than men!
1 comment:
Actually, the father had all his money invested with Madoff - so he's essentially broke. The son had been a partner with Madoff and was able to put $75M in an offshore account before the feds seized Madoff's account. And, the beautiful women is now having complications from plastic surgery and is getting uglier by the day. The moral to the story: If money and beautiful women are involved, some old guy is bound to lose!
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