Tuesday, April 28, 2009

UPDATE ON SWINE\MEXICAN\NORTH AMERICAN FLU

The Republican Party has introduced a bill into the Senate to call it the Arlan Specter Flu, since he is obviously a swine who has left the party to become a Democrat because there is no way he can be re-elected as a Republican even in Pennsylvania. In addition, the defection\betrayal of his party by Specter will give the Democrats a filibuster proof majority in the Senate (if the comedian is also seated), thereby guaranteeing a full term of nothing but pork at the hands of a liberal majority.

Democrats responded by tacking a rider onto the bill to change the official emblem of the party from the Donkey to the Pig. Also, it adds a billion dollar spending package for the building of the Arlan Specter freeway that will be built from one end of the state to the other and on which every Pennsylvanian who votes for Specter can get anything free as long as it is contains pork.
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