DE-NUKING IRAN. Iran has decided to stop enriching uranium and start allowing full inspections. The European Union takes full credit. "We stomped our feet, and crossed our arms, and looked really mad" one diplomat asserted. Several low level representatives were seen to pout persuasively. Two frenchmen offered to surrender to the Iranians before being told they were not under attack. "No, said the German diplomat, we do not think the U. S. war in Iraq was a factor. War is never as effective as a good power lunch. Even in those in third world countries, civilized discourse almost always lead to the resolution of conflict. We expect diversity to break out in Iran at any moment."