GOOD TERROR NEWS. Mohammed (but of course) Hamdi al-Ahdal has been caught in Yemen. You might know his as the planner of the attack of the U.S.S. Cole that killed 17 American sailors, and a later attack on a French Cheese, I mean Oil, Tanker in 2002. Mohammed, of course, has another name, Abu Assem al-Makky. Do you notice how every story on these guys begins with "so and so, also known as so and so". This bi-named Arab terrorist, who just happens to be Muslim, is the number two guy in Al-Qaeda in Yemen. Good catch, guys. We'll all sing "another one bites the dust".

In further news of Arabs with two names, good old James Yee, also known as Yousef, the Muslim chaplin at Gitmo who was arrested for possession of classified documents, was also charged with having pornography on his computer. It was probably naked pictures of his 70 virgins.

In yet more good terror news, the Saudis foiled a car bomb and killed two terrorists. No word on how many names those guys had. It seems like you have to put an asterisk by the low Saudi arrest record. A lot of the terrorists seem to get shot resisting arrest.

But, I guess it frees up extra names for the other Arab terrorists to use.

That's all for now from Larry Thompson, also known as...