TASTELESS II. Anna Kournikova's parents have sued her for their share of a home in Florida. ("Sorry, I know you're my kid and all, but money is money, kid. Go get a lawyer and quit whining.") Maybe when they get the money, they'll buy some pictures of Princess Diana's body. Or give an interview to CBS.

Maybe I could sue the Baby and get a court order for her to clean her room! See, this could open a whole new world of litigation. How about a suit for damages when your kid comes home late? You could claim pain and suffering for the anxiety of worrying about them. I know I had a lot of mental distress while changing diapers. Has the statute of limitations run (no pun intended) on that? I'm sure they did it on purpose.