NADAR NADIR. Ralph Nadar is suing the State of Texas. Nadar could not get enough signatures to get on the ballot in Texas. So, naturally, he has sued claiming the signature requirement is unconstitutional. This is what people do who spend other people's money. OK, Ralph, let's think this through. You cannot find enough people dumb enough to sign your petition, but you think it is worth suing to get on the ballot where no one will vote for you either.

I think I may file a brief supporting Nadar, however. Every vote for Nadar is a cereal vote that will not go for John Kerry.

THIS JUST IN!! The state has offered to settle the suit by giving Ralph a 1963 Corvair!