WORTH MORE DEAD THAN ALIVE. Osama is offering 10,000 grams of gold to anyone who will kill Kofi Anan. That is about $125,000. That means Kofi is worth more to Osama than he is to anyone else. I wouldn't give you a plug nickel for him.

Osama may be in it for the oil. You know it is all about the oil. Kofi may have some of those vouchers his subordinate obtained from Saddam.

There may be a loophole, however. I noticed Osama said "God willing" he would pay the award. That sounds like he is hedging his bets.

Yes, Allah is greatful you have killed the Most High Commissioner of Incompetence, but Allah will not let me pay you for you are an infidel and must bathe in your own blood for stepping on the land of the Arab, of the Muslim Holy Warrior, and leaving Zionist footprints, and your children must be gutted and fried and fed to camels while the children of Ishmael cheer wildly before Allah and fire weapons in the air and, well, you get the picture. You're not gettin' paid, Crusader.