STRANGE BEDFELLOWS. Spanish priests are now in bed with other Spaniards of alternative sexual life styles. The Spanish Bishop's Conference approved the use of condoms, despite Rome's opposition. (There is speculation John Kerry was there. They voted in November against approving condoms, then voted in January to approve them.)

In a thrilling moment of togetherness, the Spanish Federation of Lesbians, Gays, Transsexuals and Bisexuals issued a statement commending the action. I'm not kidding. If they take a group picture, I want a copy.

My theory is, one way you can tell if you are doing the right thing is by who opposes you and who supports you.