THINGS YOU DO NOT WANT TO HEAR AT A TATOO PARLOR


"Eagle? I thought you said BEAGLE."

"We're all out of red, so I used pink."

"There are 2 O's in Bob, right?"

"Gosh, I hate it when I get the hiccups."

"The flag's all done and, you know, the folds of fat make a nice waving effect."

"Ooooooops!"