WHO'S THE SURRENDER MONKEY NOW?

Now that France has elected a conservative, I may have to start making fun of the British. They are making it easy. After receiving some threats from the Arabs, Britain has surrendered and will not send Prince Harry to fight after all. It's a shame. First, they gave up without a fight. Harry will always look like a wimp from now on. Second, had he gone, he'd be a military hero and a credit to a royal family that could use some. I mean, after all, Prince Charles.