ARKANSAS RAZORBACKS

Last Tuesday, as President Bush got off the helicopter in front of the White House, he was carrying a baby piglet under each arm.

The squared away Marine guard snapped to attention, saluted, and said, "Nice pigs, sir."

The President replied "Marine, these are not just pigs. These are authentic Arkansas Razorbacks. I got one for Senator Hillary Clinton and I got one for Speaker of The House Nancy Pelosi."

The squared away Marine again snapped to attention, saluted, and said, "Excellent trade, sir."