Wednesday, July 11, 2007


YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS STUFF UP!
The local newspaper carried a front page article today about an explosion in Cleburne, a small town south of Fort Worth. A guy called the Cleburne fire inspector, saying "every time my wife lights a cigarette a blue flame shoots up to the ceiling".
EVERY TIME? How many times do you have to light a cigarette and see a blue flame shooting up to the ceiling before you figure out it is a bad idea? Well, for this guy, one more time.
The fire inspector told the guy he was on his way and not to light any more cigarettes, but he lit a match for his wife (a true gentleman, if not a true thinker) and boom, the house exploded and blew a hole in the roof.
So, it's true, smoking can be hazardous to your health.
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