HE TRIED TO TELL US. "The U.N. couldn't pour piss from a boot if the instructions were written on the heel." Lyndon B. Johnson, 1965.

STUPID IS AS STUPID DOES. Is there some rule that Democratic presidential nominees must do things to look stupid exercising? John Kerry had a bike wreck wearing yellow lycra. That is lycra, as in queer eye for the straight candidate. Then you had Bill Clinton running to McDonalds in those ridiculously short jogging shorts. When he went by, the video shows people vomiting on the sidewalks in disgust and repulsion. Then, my all time favorite, was Jimmy Carter collapsing during a run. It was sort of a metaphor for his presidency. It may be the same for Kerry: a bike wreck waiting to happen.

WORTH MORE DEAD THAN ALIVE. Osama is offering 10,000 grams of gold to anyone who will kill Kofi Anan. That is about $125,000. That means Kofi is worth more to Osama than he is to anyone else. I wouldn't give you a plug nickel for him.

Osama may be in it for the oil. You know it is all about the oil. Kofi may have some of those vouchers his subordinate obtained from Saddam.

There may be a loophole, however. I noticed Osama said "God willing" he would pay the award. That sounds like he is hedging his bets.

Yes, Allah is greatful you have killed the Most High Commissioner of Incompetence, but Allah will not let me pay you for you are an infidel and must bathe in your own blood for stepping on the land of the Arab, of the Muslim Holy Warrior, and leaving Zionist footprints, and your children must be gutted and fried and fed to camels while the children of Ishmael cheer wildly before Allah and fire weapons in the air and, well, you get the picture. You're not gettin' paid, Crusader.

FLIP FLOP NEWS. John Kerry is not the only flip flop in his family. His wife was a registered Republican until last year. That is last year. Might we suggest she changed when John decided to run as a liberal democrat?

She met John Kerry at an Earth First meeting in Brazil. She owns 3 SUVs.

Heh.

MORE KILLERS. CNSNews reports that a judge in Tampa, Florida has ruled that the the law passed by the Florida legislature and carried out by Governor Jeb Bush to keep Terri Schiavo alive is unconstitutional. Governor Bush immediately filed an appeal.

This judge is W. Douglas Baird. He has consistently ruled in favor of Terri's husband, Michael, who want to remove her feeding tube and kill her. He will not let Terri's parents intervene in the lawsuit to defend the statute. You might remember that they have tried to keep Terri alive and have offered to pay for her care and assume responsibility despite the fact that Michael has a big account from a settlement to pay fo rher care. Mikey has a new woman and has had 2 kids by her, so his motives are a bit suspect.

The Culture of Death still moves its agenda in America.

STUPID QUOTE OF THE DAY. Carole Mehlman, who marched in D.C. to support abortion, "I just had to be here to fight for the next generation and the generation after that." Well, Carole, since people like you killed about 30 million of the last generation, I do not think you are fighting for them, I think you are fighting them. And killing them. Your slogan should be, Marching For The Right To Kill Off the Next Generation.

The National Day of Prayer is Thursday. It was established by Congress in 1952 and signed into law by President Truman. This year there will be more than 20,000 organized observances. And more than a few disorganized ones.

This is the time of year the ACLU just about has a stroke. Imagine, people encouraged by the government to pray. I mean, the word "National" is right in there. To make it worse, the President issues a proclamation every year, as do the governors of all 50 states. Even Oregon. No doubt, even people in Washington D.C. will pray. Or at least stand there with their eyes closed and heads bowed.

The President's proclamation is worth reading this year. My guess is, that upsets the ACLU also. So, support your country, make a statement of your beliefs, make a liberal mad, and go to one of the events and pray for our nation. It might make them mad, but you could also pray for the ACLU on National Day of Prayer. Pray that all members of the ACLU would be radically converted to Christianity and committed to nation wide evangelism. They would change their name to American Christians in Loving Unity. God would be glorified!

And think how mad they will be knowing you're doing it. Heh heh.