Tuesday, February 19, 2008



Work v. Prison: Which is worse?

In prison work, you spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell.
At work, you spend the majority of your time in a 6X6 cubicle /office.

In prison, you get three meals a day free.
At work, you get a break for one meal and you pay for it.

In prison, you get time off for good behavior.
In prison, good behavior gets you more work.

In prison, the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
At work, you carry a security card and open all the doors yourself.

In prison, you can watch TV and play games.
At work, you get fired for watching TV and playing games.

In prison, you get your own toilet.
At work, you share the toilet with people who pee on the seat.

In prison, they allow your family and friends to visit.
At work, you aren't supposed to speak to your family.

In prison, all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required.
At work, you get to pay all your expenses, you work, and they deduct taxes from
your salary to pay for prisoners

In prison, you spend your life inside bars wanting to get out.
At work, you spend your time wanting go inside bars.

In prison, you must deal with sadistic wardens.
O.K., here there is no difference.

Now get back to work. You're not getting paid to read blogs.
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