STUPID IS AS STUPID DOES. Is there some rule that Democratic presidential nominees must do things to look stupid exercising? John Kerry had a bike wreck wearing yellow lycra. That is lycra, as in queer eye for the straight candidate. Then you had Bill Clinton running to McDonalds in those ridiculously short jogging shorts. When he went by, the video shows people vomiting on the sidewalks in disgust and repulsion. Then, my all time favorite, was Jimmy Carter collapsing during a run. It was sort of a metaphor for his presidency. It may be the same for Kerry: a bike wreck waiting to happen.