GET GORED. The Associated Press reports that "Former Vice President Al Gore called for the resignation of Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld, CIA director George Tenet, and national security adviser Condoleeza Rice on Wednesday in a fiery denunciation of Bush administration policies."

Well, I call for Al Gore to resign! Oh wait, I forgot, Al is unemployed. He just tours around talking for money. Or screaming for money, if you count last weeks Mad Dog Dean imitation. Al said Iraq is out of control, but I think it is Al that is out of control.

I kind of wish he would grow that beard again, because he looks a little like a terrorist. If he messed up his hair and wore casual clothes, he could never get on a plane. But, he would have to get a second name. Then stories would read "Al Gore, also known as Ali Al-Gori, today foamed at the mouth when speaking to the American Socialist Party rally. As he was dragged from the stage, he was heard yelling "I won the popular vote! I won the popular vote! Down with the electoral college."