IT'S NOT MY FAULT.  Meryl Streep: "Something like 35 percent of the population who can vote, doesn't," she says. "Now, if you told those people what clothes they had to put on, they'd be mad. If you told them what kind of car they had to drive—or what they had to eat for dinner—they wouldn't stand for it. But somebody is deciding what they eat..."  It's true.  They called me during dinner and said get a second helping, but don't tell Meryl.  I said too late, she already knows.  But I got seconds anyway.  But only because they told me to.  That explains why I've gained wait.  THEY are telling me what to eat.
 
I feel better now.  Thanks Meryl.  And remember, just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean they aren't after you.