LAWYER JOKE. The Godfather finds out his bookkeeper has stolen $10 million. The bookkeeper is deaf, which the Godfather considered an asset as he could not be able to hear anything he'd have to testify t0 in court.

When the Godfather wents to shakedown the bookkeeper about his missing money, he brought his attorney, who knew sign language. The Godfather asked the bookkeeper: "Where is the 10 mill you embezzled from me?"

The attorney, using sign language, asked the bookkeeper where the 10 mil is hidden. The bookkeeper signed back: "I don't know what you are talking about."

The attorney told the Godfather: "He doesn't know what you're talking about." The Godfather pulled out a 9 mm pistol and put it to the bookkeeper's temple. He said: "Ask him again!"

The attorney signed to the bookkeeper: "He'll kill you for sure if you don't tell him!" The bookkeeper signed: "OK! You win! The money is in a brown briefcase, buried behind the shed in my cousin Enzo's backyard in Queens!"

The Godfather asked the attorney: "Well, what'd he say?"

The attorney replied: "He says you don't have the guts to pull the trigger!"