IT'S COLDER IN FORT WORTH, TEXAS THAN ANTARTICA

At least this morning, it was several degrees colder. We celebrated by going out to eat at Mimi's Cafe. For you dieters, I got the fitness omelet, which is mushrooms and broccoli in Egg Beaters. It was pretty good. It also had a side of tomatoes.

Anyway, I digress. It has been below freezing all week here. Since the last few winters have been terribly mild, mostly in the 50s, it really feels cold.

Unfortunately, you will not get the same panache by saying you survived Fort Worth rather than Antartica or the South Pole. I am, however, thinking of designing a t-shirt with an icicle on it that says "I survived the winter of '10". We can wear it this summer when it is 100 degrees outside.

Thank you God for heating and air conditioning.