Wednesday, February 11, 2009

THE ULTIMATE WOMEN DRIVERS VIDEO

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygtBxhFc24A

I was going to embed the video in the post, but Blogger is in one of its moods and wo't take it. Since it's free, I guess you cannot complain too much. But, it is finicky, as we used to say in West Texas.

Monday, February 09, 2009

CAN SOMEBODY TELL ME WHAT THIS MEANS?

"Holly Holy"
Written by: neil diamond

Holly holy eyes
Dream of only you
Where I am, what I am
What I believe in
Holly holy

Every now and then I hear an old song I liked and think "I should find that and download it". Back in the '60s, I did not think much about the lyrics. Now I tend to. So, I looked up the lyrics on the Internet. Then I thought "what exactly is Holly Holy?" It makes no sense.

Yet, there I was in the late '60s, riding around in the car singing along with ole Neil. In fact, I actually took the Little Woman to a Neil Diamond concert later when he was already old. We were the only Gentiles there.

If you know what this means, please leave a comment. I'm not going to sing it again until I know. I mean, it might be some kind of secret Kabbala thing, right? Maybe I should contact Madonna and see if she knows.

Thursday, February 05, 2009

TRUST ME ON THIS

Harry & David sent me an email today entitled "The Way To A Man's Heart". When you open the email, it has a picture of a can of flavored popcorn.

Ladies, trust me on this, they are dead wrong. If you need an answer to the question, "what is the way to a man's heart", email me privately and I'll tell you.

But, yes, it is what you think.

Wednesday, February 04, 2009

Robert Earley is the new CEO of the Tarrant County Hospital District.
If you are the spammer that runs "Degrees4you" email campaign, or work for them, or pay them to advertise for you, please note that receiving multiple emails from these guys does not make me want to get a degree from you. In fact, I would not engage your services for any reason just because you spam me.

Get a clue.

Monday, February 02, 2009

This makes me feel better

John Calvin’s commentary on Isaiah 6:3: “The angels never cease from their melody in singing the praises of God, as the holiness of God supplies us with inexhaustible reasons for them.”

Since I don't intend to teach at Southwestern Baptist Theological Seminary, I can post this without fear of retribution.

At least for now.
INTERNET MONK PROPHESIES THE END OF EVANGELICALISM

An interesting read.

Of course, many think it is dead already, it just doesn't know it. Sort of like zombies. Or like a man on death row.

Yes, I'm feeling dramatic and pessimistic today.