Tuesday, September 08, 2009

OBAMA'S PHILOSOPHY: OUT WITH THE OLD AND IN WITH THE NEW

This seems to be the basis of his thinking. Cash For Clunkers meant trading in an old car and being compensated for it. The theory is that new cars will get better gas mileage and better serve our lord and master the environment. (If you follow the progress of the manufacture of new car parts, you might beg to differ.) The old cars will be sent to old car purgatory until they are eventually annialated.

This also seems to be the basis of health care for the elderly. You should trade them in for a new model. I wonder if the government will pay us for this. You bring in your old relative. The government pays you $4,500.00. They take your old person and do away with them. (No animals will be harmed in the destruction of the elderly.)

I think they would get some takers for this.

I just wish we could do it with our old politicians, especially in Congress. I might even waive the $4,500.

2 comments:

Joanna J. said...

Ha! "No animals will be harmed in the destruction of the elderly."

That's like using environmentally friendly materials to perform abortions, which I actually heard about recently. The height of irony.

Larry Thompson said...

Oliver,

Thanks for your kind words.