Tuesday, May 13, 2003

It also might be good for Oklahoma to hide its women while the Democrats are there. Today is another bad day for exposing the sex lives of Democrats. We just got news that JFK had an affair with a 19 year old intern. (So, I guess it's true that W.J.Clinton patterned himself after JFK). Then, West Virginia Governor and Democrat Bob Wise admitted an affair with a married woman who is also a state official. He also had the bad luck of having an affair with the wife of a struggling and financially challenged musician who hopes to sell the story. Details to follow.

The Texas Democrats went to a motel in Ardmore, Oklahoma. No word on whether they took their interns.

Other people also seem to think Oklahoma is in danger from the invasion of Texas Democrats. The desk clerk at the motel said someone called and said “If they are there, you may be in a dangerous situation.”

On the other hand, if she stood outside and looked legislative, some lobbyist might walk by and give her money and take her to dinner.

Is Michael Moore’s book Stupid White Men an autobiography?

Philippine police are preparing charges against Alex Luntayan, also known as Bapa Alim, for the market bombing. Here we go with the two name guys again.

Brain Drain in England: 20,000 or more brains illegally removed from people in England. All from dead people though, so women can’t blame this for their husband’s denseness.

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